As an impartial bystander to this, I find your attitude problematic. Firstly, that is *not* the Register I know and love -- it's shoddy journalism at its worst. Also, I find it odd that you would not distance yourself from such crass writing. Even if he took your side, Orlowski is showing a complete lack of skill by resorting to the sleaziest troll tactics, and I would be embarrased to have my name mentioned in the same article. Slander is not humor.