"You haven't any idea as to who I'm, what I do or what I've achieved with Smarty and 3-tier architecture. I've successfully unplugged the DB from DB_DataObjects to use raw PHP functions for MySQL database access for improving performance on high-traffic sites."
If you did what you are saying you did, you obviously are a novice. Novices use the approach of raw php functinos for mysql database access. Thus why you get haxx0red by the kiddies.
You remind me of gremlin. He seems to have the same mentality as you : mind-numbing.