Weblog:   Praise Murphy
Subject:   If the mountain won't come to Murphy...
Date:   2002-09-11 06:55:30
From:   ponderor
...Murphy will hit the Mountain.

Murphy has a younger brother named "Just". Most tasks that whose instructions are preceded with 'just...' just simply don't get done simply or in time.
Repeated exposure to Just may cause symptoms related to JITters which is curable by saying 5 hail Murphys.

This just in: The Global Insurance Consortium has reported a spike in the number of lightning related claims on computers connected to the internet.

Murphy wept.