Dear McAfee, Thanks For the Spam, But....
Thanks for the e-mail advertising your products to help me remove viruses from my computer. I'm sure they would be very valuable. However, I think you may have made a slight mistake.
I never sent you this message containing the virus.
|Great story ;-)|
|It would be fun to get a reply from McAfee regarding this. That is if you actually sent them this email in the first place.|