Great-Grandmother Hoists The Jolly Roger

by Carla Schroder

This is one of the funniest stories I've ever read, the tale of how a well-meaning do-gooder corrupted an 86-year old great-grandmother. She went from innocent Web surfing to hacking the entire Senior Assisted Living Center to becoming an enthusiastic, unrepentant music pirate.

"I turned a 86 year old Marlboro-smoking, Chrysler Sebring Convertable-driving, Pinochole-playing, Maroon-Five listening Great Grandmother into a music pirate. An enthusiastic one at that. I should be ashamed of myself. I'm not, but at least I have morals enough to know I should."
86 Year Old Great-Grandmother Hoists The Jolly Roger