Java Blogging Discussion: Bray blogs about Suleiman

by Tim O'Brien

Update 3/30/2007: I am "an asshat", I spelled Hani's name wrong in the original post. Was spelling Suleiman as Sulemani. Maybe it is the Spring 2.0 XML that is curdling my brain?


If you haven't already, you should read Sierra's blog and then write her a quick note of encouragement. If you don't know, she's the brains behind the heads up series, and, trust me, I know you have a copy on your desk even if you are too embarrassed to admit it. Those books are both incredibly effective and dense. Everyone who has a copy should take a moment, and thank her for her contribution.

But, this entry isn't about Ms. Sierra, it is really about another prominent member of the community who's under some fire, in part, because of the experiences of Ms. Sierra. Hani Suleiman, most of the readers of this blog, probably know who Hani is, and if the name doesn't ring a bell, than saying "BileBlog" probably will. You've read it, and if you haven't, then Google it. I'm not going to link to it, not because I disapprove, but because it does contain some obscenities. In addition to writing the BileBlog, Hani also sits on the Executive Committee of the Java Community Process.


12 Comments

Hani Suleiman
2007-03-29 15:18:29
Would be nice though if you had my last name right! It's Suleiman.


I agree that the message is often diluted with the obscenity, and it does make it very easy to dismiss (rightly so). The parallel you draw to Howard Stern (and Fox news, really) is pretty apt. It draws a crowd. Ironically, I despise both of those and have long since outgrown finding either funny.


Which of course begs the question of why do it, and the hypocricy thereof. Well, people are complicated! Within each of us is a person who *does* find it funny when someone falls over (or else how do you explain the proliferation of 'blahblah's funniest home videos'?) I admire people who have evolved past that basic human instinct, but I'll admit I'm not one of them.


So kudos to those who manage to look past the childish and malicious ranting and find the kernel of truth lurking within (sometimes), and for those who find it offputting, good for you too!


I can accept and even agree with many who say my content is vile and distasteful and should be ignored. It's a perfectly valid and sensible argument. Those who think however that I'm 'evil' are less easy to understand. Certainly, they're within their right to do so. The urge to call me 'evil' though is the exact same one that makes me spout off, so the holier than thou thing (while being very abusive and obnoxious) rings somewhat hollow.


Will there be less genitalia? Unlikely, not as long as I find it funny (much to my shame). I'd feel far less motivated and compelled to do it though if I saw more skepticism and disgust in the community. People always prefer to remain quiet instead of be negative, which is on the whole a good thing, but a small corner of negativity is surprisingly refreshing, even when laced with pointless sexual references.

chowda
2007-03-29 16:28:10
The Bile Blog (and it's author) are the delicious creamy center of the otherwise relatively average and bland pastry of the Java blog-o-sphere. I'll hang out on Hani's rung of the evolutionary ladder.
info
2007-03-29 20:42:14
Nothing bad happened to "Ms. Sierra". She wasn't harmed, wasn't cheated, etc. She woke up to the realization that out there in the world, there are people who don't like her, her "head flush" books, or her blog, or whatever else "Ms. Sierra" has to offer. Boo hoo.


So just because "Ms. Sierra" is going all out to play the victim, is that grounds to force "total political correctness" on every single blog writer on the planet? Is it really?


Because that is what you are saying. You don't care about the facts. All you seem to care about is being able to impose your will on others. Because some hyped up blog writer started singing the victim song. It is pathetic.




Marc Logemann
2007-03-30 00:38:51
Please no less genetalia. I admit i am also childish enough to find those posts funny. There are gazillion of "standard" java blogs, there should be enough freedom to have one different blog. Despite of the language, most of the times there is some technical truth in there. Of course Hani is biased and you can see clearly where he is a committer, but thats quite human right?
Tim O'Brien
2007-03-30 05:34:44
Alright, keep the genitalia, there was another prominent author who laced all of his writings with sexual references that crossed the line - Shakespeare.


And, apologies for the name misspelling, I always knew I was an asshat after all.

Tim O'Brien
2007-03-30 05:39:49
@info,


you might not have read all the details, what happened to her is multiple orders of magnitude worse than just being called a couple of silly names. There were direct threats of violence and graphic depictions of abuse. There were also threats against her family.

James
2007-03-30 06:54:50
What can you say, people get the enemies the deserve..
cooper
2007-03-30 15:07:33
I will just talk around Hani here, sorry if it is rude. :P


I am a huge fan of Hani's blog. Is the humor juvenile? Of course it is, but it isn't just dick and fart jokes that really makes it funny. It is the juxtaposition of the humor with topics that people normally treat with such dry seriousness. It is not unlike the puns and bad voices on the Daily Show. It isn't even that they are funny on their own -- Stewart is certainly not good at the "traditional" comedy bits -- it is that they are injected into what is generally fairly high-brow humor.


I also can't say enough about how good it is to have something negative in the Java Blog world. So much Java blogging is Press-Release driven, or people hyping whatever it is they are working on, that there isn't a real outlet for frustration. Hani's blog represents the tribulations the average Java developer goes through, and that is a great thing to have around in an otherwise happy happy world. The fact that he douses it with anal sex jokes, frankly, makes it less likely to actually hurt someone's feelings because it is, after all, mostly just a dirty joke. I would say I agree with what he has to say about 80% of the time, and a lot of times am happy to hear someone actually say it.


Finally, I don't really care about Bray's opinion of BileBlog. I can certainly understand people not liking it. Though, I would never spend my time listening to Stern, if you want to make that comparison, OK. But I think even passively lumping Hani in with Sierra's attackers really is offensive. It walks right up to, and jumps over the line of Godwin's Law.

Jesse Kuhnert
2007-03-30 17:16:33
Your onjava.com articles are always sensational pooh with no unique thought.


Very "fox" like of you.

George Jempty
2007-03-31 04:49:35
Is the entire Java community really so farcical? Although many of Hani's observations are warranted, his style probably encouraged the threat mongers and just adds to the mayhem.
Myself
2007-04-02 04:07:01
I love the Bile Blog, not only because it is funny. It's just different from almost everything you read in Javaland, which reads like this: My product is the best EJB3 Persinstance Web Framework IOC Ajax Container Controller.
Cold Karl
2007-04-04 08:24:36
I like Hani's style. I like the waay he slices through the BS. I'm going to keep reading his bile.